Judging A Book By Its Cover: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We don’t have movie passes here at Untied yet, so we have to buy a ticket to see the movies that we review. Sometimes, we’re just not willing to plop down that $11.50 in the name of film criticism. Judging A Book By Its Cover is a discussion as to why we’ve opted not to…

New Ninja Turtles Terrifying, Lack Vanilla Ice

The trailer for Michael Bay’s new Ninja Turtles movie is out, and it’s kind of terrifying. SUUUUURE, there’s some of that lovable Ninja Turtle humor in there. SUUUUURE they live in the sewer and battle the Shredder. These big old CGI turtles are terrifying. Megan Fox is April O’Neil, and all the effects and tone is…