'Return of the Jedi' is 131 Minutes of Bizarre

In anticipation of Star Wars returning to the big screen, I have been watching the original trilogy again (just like most of the world). The original, A New Hope, is still fun and exciting and generally great. Empire is still easily the best of the bunch with its darkness and constant mutterings of “It’s not…

I Know Your Pain George Lucas

I know your pain, George Lucas. Disney also rejected all of my ideas for a new Star Wars movie. They were all really cool too! See, it starts out at the celebration on Endor. Everyone’s happy and dancing with bears and shit. And then BOOM. Everyone gets blown up except for Luke, R2, and C3PO….

Eight Movies That Would Have Been Better With Biz Markie

We are not much for click bait style posts around these parts but, when we learned that Biz Markie played a role in Sharknado 2: The Second One, we could not help but wonder what other movies would have been better if they featured The Biz. Her is our list.   8. Toy Story 3…

Should Memorial Day be Redefined?

On the first Memorial Day, people decorated the graves of those lost in the American Civil war with flowers. U.S. Senator, John A. Logan, played a big role in making this commemoration an official national holiday called Decoration Day. As time went on and more wars were fought, the name was changed to Memorial Day. In 1968, the…

Star Wars Episode VII Cast Formally Announced

The cast for Star Wars episode VII was formally announced on StarWars.com earlier today. Their roles, however, were not specified. The returning cast members are obvious. Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker will all be back. I am amazed and delighted that they will still be using Kenny…

Star Wars Episode VII News and Rumors

There’s been quite a bit of gossip ever since Disney announced that it was producing a new Star Wars trilogy. We’re getting closer and closer to the nerd apocalypse that will be Episode VII, and with it, more and more rumors. Let’s run through the facts and rumors in a clean and simple fashion, as…