UGH, Michael Bay Might Direct a Benghazi Film

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that explosion savant Michael Bay is in talks to direct ‘13 Hours’, a film about the infamous Benghazi attack. OH BOY. You probably know Benghazi best from your angry uncle’s rants on Facebook, or maybe you recognize it better in #hashtag #form. A #Benghazi movie would undoubtedly stir up controversy. It’s…

Judging A Book By Its Cover: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We don’t have movie passes here at Untied yet, so we have to buy a ticket to see the movies that we review. Sometimes, we’re just not willing to plop down that $11.50 in the name of film criticism. Judging A Book By Its Cover is a discussion as to why we’ve opted not to…

Curb Your Porn Enthusiasm

According to an infographic posted on Huffington Post last year, porn sites averaged 450 million unique visitors per month. The average visitor spent roughly 12 sweaty, fist-pumping minutes on porn sites somewhere around 7.5 times per month. The infographic also stated that 70% of men and 30% of women viewed porn. To further extrapolate those statistics, 30% of men and 70% of…

New Ninja Turtles Terrifying, Lack Vanilla Ice

The trailer for Michael Bay’s new Ninja Turtles movie is out, and it’s kind of terrifying. SUUUUURE, there’s some of that lovable Ninja Turtle humor in there. SUUUUURE they live in the sewer and battle the Shredder. These big old CGI turtles are terrifying. Megan Fox is April O’Neil, and all the effects and tone is…