Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker received something other than a football on Tuesday – a 4 game suspension. Welker, perhaps best known as WELKAAAAAAHHHHHH, is reported to have been suspended for use of the amphetamine MDMA (or Molly) at the Kentucky Derby. Welker won a buttload of money at the Derby and handed out…

1000 Years In The Making – The Mint Julep

One might say I’m late to the party when it comes to writing about the signature drink of the annual Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. However, that is far from the case. For a proper Mint Julep to be made at home by your average procrastinator, it’s going to take you close to a year…