NFL Week 5 Preview

Minnesota Vikings (2-2) at Green Bay Packers (2-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network This looked like a fantastic primetime game in preseason. Ok, a pretty good one. Ok, decent. Now? A little bit less. I keep wanting to call the Vikings awful, but even without Adrian Peterson they’re 2-2, just like most of their division….

NFL Week 4 Preview

New York Giants (1-2) at Washington Whoozywhatsits (1-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network The Giants travel to Washington to take on the legendary Kirk Cousins and his Native American-based football team. The Giants have recovered from their dreadful opening Monday nighter against the Detroit Lions to slightly lose to the Arizona Cardinals and beat up…

NFL Rundown Weeks 1 and 2

A Horrible Start Off The Field The first two weeks of the NFL is in the books, and we already have a high profile and long overdue release and suspension, the internet (justifiably) calling for Roger Goodell’s head, a sexual assault lawsuit for noted scumbag Jerry Jones, one of the league’s top running backs using…

Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker received something other than a football on Tuesday – a 4 game suspension. Welker, perhaps best known as WELKAAAAAAHHHHHH, is reported to have been suspended for use of the amphetamine MDMA (or Molly) at the Kentucky Derby. Welker won a buttload of money at the Derby and handed out…

On Michael Sam, Coming Out, and Being a Big Deal

First, let’s get one thing out of the way. Michael Sam is not the first gay NFL player. He’s the first player to come out before being drafted, and if all goes well, he’ll be the first out player to take the field. When Michael Sam was drafted by the St. Louis Rams in the…