Happy 239th Birthday USA!

If you need to take a break from shotgunning Budweisers and pissing on the flags of other countries, here are a whole bunch of videos that celebrate just how fuckin’ awesome the U.S. of fuckin’ A really is! YEEEAHH VCXBhdsf udsjov Please remember to chug your beers responsibly and pass out in your buddy’s bathtub…

Ball Park Does Not Understand What Invention Means

Ball Park’s most recent commercial claims that their newest hotdog is America’s greatest invention. I have a few problems with this assertion. First of all, America didn’t invent anything, although I get what they mean.¬†Also, hotdogs were invented in Germany centuries ago and its forefather, the sausage, dates back thousands of years. These are¬†slight annoyances…