Whatever You Do DON'T READ This

  You’ve undoubtedly by now been told by every single person you’ve ever known on FaceBook that you should “NEVER DRINK THE MCDONALDS SHAMROCK SHAKE” because it’s so bad for you. It’s so bad that when you drink it, you immediately catch CANCER, and not just any kind of CANCER but the kind of CANCER that everyone else…

10 'Revenge of the Nerds' Quotes You Should Still Be Using

As the days of 2014 dwindle away, it is our responsibility to take a look at the one of the most significant cinematic offerings from 30 years ago, Revenge of the Nerds. While National Lampoon’s Animal House took college humor to one plateau, Revenge of the Nerds raised it to another level. When a movie…

No Basement in the Alamo: Remembering Jan Hooks

Actress and comedian Jan Hooks, one of the funniest women during her tenure on Saturday Night Live, passed away on Thursday in New York. Hooks was 57 years old. News reports indicated that Hooks was suffering from an undisclosed illness. Jan was part of a strong SNL ensemble from 1986-1991 that featured some of the…

Eight Movies That Would Have Been Better With Biz Markie

We are not much for click bait style posts around these parts but, when we learned that Biz Markie played a role in Sharknado 2: The Second One, we could not help but wonder what other movies would have been better if they featured The Biz. Her is our list.   8. Toy Story 3…

Kardashian Like Me

Many of the tech savvy people I follow have been ironically (or not) playing the new Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app for smart phones. Analysts are predicting that Ms. Kardashian may make upwards in $85 million dollars in profits from it.  I do not understand any of this. At first glance, it sounds like everything that…

Five Amazing Fiverrs

Fiverr offers some quick and easy services from having a simple graphic made, to having a song written about you, or getting an SEO report on your website. It has it all and more. Some of these services are very practical but we combed through the site to find five of the most amazing Fiverrs around. 5. I will get…

The Next Comcast Spokesperson

In case you missed it, Comcast, a complete and proud evil bag of shit of a company, has recently run some ads with Titus Welliver as spokesperson. Most viewers probably know him from his work on LOST, where he played the human personification of an ill-tempered floating carcinogen and was, thematically, the total embodiment of…

Where Are They Now: The Cup from 2 Girls 1 Cup

As the World Cup rages on, we at Untied have decided to take a moment to remember one of Brazil’s exports, the brave and resilient cup from the 2007 fetish porn flick, 2 Girls 1 Cup. “A lot of people don’t know that the viral clip was just a small segment of the film Hungry…

This Awesome Week June 8-14, 2014

Welcome to This Awesome Week, a look back at the week that was. Instagram girl of the week This week’s Instagram girl is Claire Fountain, who is a personal trainer and yoga instructor from NYC. Give her a follow in Instagram here.   This week in sports The Spurs took a 3-1 lead in the NBA…

Backspace – Action Abe Part V

Backspace is an online webcomic featuring the mis-adventures of three friends. Featuring zany appearances by Artistic aliens, Cyborg presidents, talking Mayan statues and time traveling barbarians.

Backspace – Action Abe Part IV

Sorry for being a day late but here is Action Abe Part IV. Backspace is an online webcomic featuring the mis-adventures of three friends. Featuring zany appearances by Artistic aliens, Cyborg presidents, talking Mayan statues and time traveling barbarians.

Backspace – Action Abe Part III

Backspace is an online webcomic featuring the mis-adventures of three friends. Featuring zany appearances by Artistic aliens, Cyborg presidents, talking Mayan statues and time traveling barbarians.