- Credible Hulk, sit and write thoughtful blog about GARDENING!
- You could not handle my undivided attention.
- Who the hell talks loudly on a cellphone during a Christening? If I wasn’t holding 2 beers I would smack them!
- Why do we add an extra dash of stupid to our voice when we impersonate someone we know?
- If you see an old lady, try and imagine that she’s not a grandma. You can’t!
- Siri! How do I get Manwich stains out of an ascot?!
- Life would be so much easier if I had a dog. I’d definitely have an easier time explaining this turd on my neighbors Welcome Mat.
- If a non-flying bird shits on your car you KNOW it’s personal.