- If I win the lottery, prepare yourselves for the Delco, All Monkey, Roller Derby Team, The Jawnstown Chimps.
- No Thanks, family burial plot with a spot for me. Nope!
- Fun Fact: Not only does a movie’s musical score influence the tone of a scene, but it also covers up the actor’s nervous farts.
- Randomly post, ” So you made a sex tape, what’s the big deal?!” on someone’s Facebook wall and see what happens.
- If you ever find yourself wearing a similar outfit to the employees of a restaurant you are dining in, have fun with it and help them run some food or something.
- Imagine the coolest teacher you had in Middle School….WRONG! More denim!
- There’s a really great article in this month’s Reverse Psychology Magazine but I don’t think you should read it because it’s not for you.
- Fierce Melon Gatorade is the official drink of people who thought they were buying Orange Gatorade.