Life Hacks: Red Carpet Edition

Eddie Redmayne image via nbcnews.com
Image via nbcnews.com

 

Ah, nothing like Oscar night, to remind us that the only movie we got around to seeing was most likely a crappy, comedy sequel with about a handful of laughs in it. *Cough -Dumb and Dumber To- *cough! I really need to see a doctor about this cough.

  • Fun Academy Awards Fact: Oscar was the first guy to cut a hole in a popcorn tub to “surprise” his date at the movies.
  • Is there anything sadder than a shoddily constructed couch fort?
    …Stop looking at me like that.
  • If your dentist is an asshole, a few Butterfingers in the parking lot before your appointment should do the trick.
  • You may think that sleeping naked will inspire some sexy dreams but the reality is that it will just be one weird Chuck E. Cheese outing.
  • I know it’s considered “wrong” but if you really have to go, I think it’s ok to poop in a handicap parking spot.
  • If there’s leftover pizza in my house, I find it hard to concentrate on anything else.

 

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