Hey you! Yes you, with the ironic T-shirt, staring at your tablet device. Don’t let the world weigh too heavy on you. Let my words of wisdom embrace you like a bro-hug with this weeks Life Hacks.
-Fun Fact: 90% of people will laugh when they don’t understand what someone just said. Which is why you should go against the grain and angrily shout , “Child please!” Instead.
-If you ever find yourself at a checkout counter without enough to pay for your item(s). Hand them all that you got and moonwalk out of the store. By the time they realize you shortchanged them , man, you’re gone.
-If you ever walk through a strangers fart in a Dollar Store, stop, drop and roll out of the store. Nothing in there is worth it.
-If it really were raining men, I’d suggest finding suitable cover before rejoicing, ladies.
-Just because you are a midget doesn’t mean you can’t drink top shelf liquor.Go wild, little man!