Yeah, I know Twitter is used for this stuff, but Twitter does not help me #generate #content. Tonight I am crapping all over poor Allison Williams’ dream of playing Peter Pan and live blogging NBC’s Peter Pan Live. I’m really in it for Christopher Walken as Captain Hook though. He’s a weird, weird dude and I love him for it.
8:00pm Tonight’s adult beverage shall be Snap on the rocks with a little ginger ale, because I am a big wuss.
8:01pm Already thinking I am not drunk enough for this.
8:04pm Stuffy father is killing me. TROUSERS.
8:08pm When are we going to get to the Christopher Walken factory?????
8:09pm Bad CGI, take a big drink.
8:11pm Lena Dunham was going to be Tinkerbell, but she insisted on being nude.
8:16pm Look Allison Williams is an attractive lady and I am rather…confused…at the moment…
8:19pm Thinking of Michael Jackson in South Park. Hey boys come play with me in my wishing tree!
8:21pm Hey where’s Rufio?
8:25pm Bourbon O’clock
8:28pm Friends don’t let friends give out thimbles against their will.
8:30pm Peter Pan is an elf racist.
8:31pm Peter Mayhew is doing a hell of a job as Nana.
8:36pm Tiny Town! I hope they don’t have a mole infestation.
8:41pm Yessssssss it’s Walken time! What the hell is that accent?
8:44pm Captain Hook or the shittiest living member of Ratt?
8:45 Hook hand playing piano just too unrealistic for me tbqh
8:49pm Neverland actually the home to AC/DC’s Angus Young.
8:50pm The Lost Boys basically a slightly dumber frat house.
8:52pm He said swallowed a CLOCK, right? He remembered the L, right???
8:57pm Officially has surpassed weird expectations.
9:02pm There are more top hats here than the last time I was in Brooklyn.
9:03pm I forgot what a menace Tinkerbell was. No wonder Julia Roberts played her.
9:05pm I’ve brought you home to be my new mother! – every woman’s worst nightmare
9:24pm The face of madness
9:52pm Really hoping NBC does Planet of the Apes: The Musical next year.
10:02pm Ginger and kraken for the stretch run.
10:40pm Hook fist bump yo.
10:45pm We’re almost done and Walken went full Scarface voice on us.
Thank you all for joining us for this goofy event. I had a blast documenting it, hopefully we can do this again soon.