We are not much for click bait style posts around these parts but, when we learned that Biz Markie played a role in Sharknado 2: The Second One, we could not help but wonder what other movies would have been better if they featured The Biz. Her is our list.
8. Toy Story 3
Tim Allen did an admirable job as Buzz Lightyear in the lovable family romp but what would be better than Biz Markie as Biz Lightyear?
I said, “How do you like space?”
She said, “I was very amused”
Look, I’m going to be honest. I don’t know shit about this movie but the sight of Biz Markie in a powdered wig being lusted after by two sickly-looking, makeup-wearing dudes is just so, so perfect.
5. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Nobody liked Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar Biz would have made The Phantom Menace not only bearable but incredibly entertaining.
Oh baby yooooouuuu, you’re stuck in a dream but you say it’s inception. You say it’s inception.
3. Fight Club
In death, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is Marcel Theo Hall. His name is… Biz Markie.
2. Harry Potter
So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin’ a friend couldn’t be no crime
1. Top Gun
When Goose died, we shed a tear. If it was The Biz, we might have been scarred for life.
Hat tip to Adam Schwartzberg for the inspiration.