The open-minded, hotbed of freedom that is North Korea has officially condemned James Franco and Seth Rogen.
The stoner duo are filming their new movie, The Interview, the plot of which focuses on the assassination of North Korea’s leader.
Presumably Kim Jong-un, shook his fist in the air, cursed, ordered and watched the execution of a few South Koreans, and took a bite of a giant turkey leg before running off to his room with his arms flailing about and weeping gently into his pillow.
“There is a special irony in this storyline as it shows the desperation of the US government and American society,” said Kim Myong-chol, KJU’s unofficial spokesperson to The Guardian. “A film about the assassination of a foreign leader mirrors what the US has done in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Ukraine. And let us not forget who killed [President John F] Kennedy – Americans.
“In fact, President [Barack] Obama should be careful in case the US military wants to kill him as well.”
Then he was like, whatever, because he said he’d totally watch the movie anyway. So, yeah.
One can only imagine how he felt about Team America.
Watch the trailer for The Interview here: